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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

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They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

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So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

No go.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do we still feel attached or jealous when a covert narcissist moves on, even after realizing their toxicity and the suffering they caused?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Is there a stereotype that South Indians are physically strong and muscular compared to other regions of India?