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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:05

Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
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They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
No go.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
What do you CPAP users do to keep your mouth closed during sleep using a nasal pillow?
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...